Oswald is really really stupid.
Your honor, I rest my case.
5 year old niece: Why didn’t they keep him inside?
Me: Who keep who inside?
Niece: OSWALD! If they kept him inside the bad man wouldn’t have taken him and he’d be at Disney World.
Me: …
Niece: Was it night when they took him?
I think she misunderstood my explanation of Charles Mintz.
Or Pete, for that matter. I sorta thought maybe Pete would finally show up.
But let’s be honest here
I was mostly looking forward to Oswald meet and greets there.
arg arg arg stupid target website not having any way whatsoever for me to find alll the things in that Artist Collection line. THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE ALL OF THE OSWALD STUFF UP SO I CAN’T EVEN MAKE A PHOTOSET FOR THE OTHER BLOG UGH UGH UGH way to suck forever, Target.
any fantasia stuff?
I didn’t see any in my store, but we might not have gotten all of it in. We’re one of the smallest stores, so the normal size stores tend to get more stuff in than we do.
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Any time, any time. AND I MEAN YOU’RE LIKE A BABY SO YOU’LL BE ABLE TO FIT INTO THE TODDLER OSWALD SWEAT PANTS RIGHT?
Must go to Target now. Is it scattered around the gender/age sections, or do they have all the Disney clothes together? Or more importantly - what I should had asked - where’s the Ozzie stuff at?
It’s scattered into the specific departments. Men’s has a cream Oswald shirt, boys has a thin Oswald hoodie (wearing mine right now awwww yeah praise tha lord for me being able to fit into boys clothes), baby has a blue Oswald shirt, Oswald pajamas, and Oswald sweatpants, and women’s has thishideousgreen Oswald hipster sweater and some sweatpants-material Oswald shorts. I dunno if the girls section is going to get any in or not. We don’t have anything yet, but since it’s new that stuff might be coming later this week. Who knows. Target is a mystery.
There’s A LOT of other stuff that is also super adorable. Like in the women’s section there’s a Dumbo shirt that is kind of the most adorable thing ever. Oh, and the boy’s section has a Mickey shirt where he’s sticking his tongue out. It’s. Adorable.
… Also Oswald is on the tags for all of this stuff.
I’m pretty sure this means he got his heart back.
Me: “AKSDJFAKLSDF CUTE SHIRT AND HE’S NOT EVEN ANGRY — wait what do the words say?”
Me: “He’s wise guy with lo… PFFFT AHAHAHAHA HE’S WISE GUY.”
Except that the engrish made me want it even more, gdi.
So, just a recap for those who may have missed it (aka - me until two minutes ago when it hit me and I died laughing):
Oswald was once voiced by Mickey Rooney for a couple of years.
Mickey Rooney was in Pete’s Dragon.
Oswald has to fight (a version of) Pete’s dragon in Epic Mickey 2.
THAT’S IT, I’M REFERRING TO THAT BOSS FIGHT AS LAMPIE’S REVENGE FROM NOW ON AND THERE’S NOTHING ANY OF YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.
A DRAGON. A DRAGON. I SWEAR I SAW A DRAGON. AND THEN I ZAPPED IT WITH MY ELECTRICITY POWERS.
